Porepunkah Xmas
Camp 26th Dec. to
Day One (Thursday)
Christmas day…afternoon…began loading trailer and car
for the annual trip to Porepunkah leaving on Boxing Day. Boxing Day morning…finished loading the car
and headed off the back way through Yarra Glen, Glenburn to Yea, up the Highway
to Bonnie Doon and on to
Julie and I carried on over the hill through Tolmie to
Whitfield, Moyhu to Oxley, Milawa to Gapsted, and Myrtleford to Porepunkah
camp. Had to find out where our sites were. They were opposite the toilet /
shower block. Good place to be…watch all the talent go by…a few sights for sore
eyes I can tell you…
Next horrible job is unloading everything and then
having to put the tent up….yaaaahhhh.
Julie’s sister, Carol, and her daughter Philippa, arrived next and we
gave them a hand to put up their tent as well. Then I went for a wander and
found Les Leahy camped under the trees. Cliff and Barbara arrived much later
and we gave them a hand to put up their tent as well…getting pretty good at it.
Julie Warden had also arrived and was waiting on Ben. Liz and Ben arrived not long after we did,
Pete in tow as well. I thought they might have passed me on the way to the camp
since they were on the bikes. Liz said
Pete had arrived at
About
Riders: Ben, Pete, Liz, Cliff, and Ron. Off we go.
Pete came along for the ride to see how his back would fare. The trip up was
uneventful. They have done some work on the road and there were some loose
stones, which made it a little uncomfortable in places. The road wasn’t in as
good a condition as last year. My bike seemed to run a bit funny, probably due
to the altitude. I had replaced the rear tyre before I came away because the
other one didn’t have enough tread on it. Then I had to take it back to the
shop to get it balanced. We went to the usual car park and admired the view and
made comments about the people who abseil and camped half way down the rock
face overnight on New Years Eve on a piece of string and a board…not for the
faint hearted… After a while we came back down
Day Two (Friday) Meet at camp for 9.30.am departure.
Destination:
Riders: Liz, Pete, Cliff, Enzo, Ben, Ray, Derek and Ron
We left the camp and got fuel at the Porepunkah
General Store before heading off to Bright and the Tawonga Gap. This must be one of everybody’s favourite
pieces of road. Don’t you just love it… straight road, sweeping curves and then
get into that up-hill climb, and maybe stop at the carpark at the top, or you
can just carry on down the twisty bit on the other side. Good for sorting the
boys from the girls out, that one. At the bottom, we turned left and followed
the
Usual bulldust about the road, how we were riding and
any near misses we might have had. From memory it was warm, and I was stuck
with wearing my Dri-Rider gear - like wearing a sauna jacket. Time to move on
to the Dam.
The road from the turn off to the Dam is an excellent
high speed road with sweeping corners, and don’t spare the horses (grouse). At
Mad fang back to
In the meantime I went hell-for-leather trying to
catch the others. (What’s new?) Caught up with Ray following Cliff just out of
Lords Cutting, and spoke to Ray…. and finished with, “I better go back and get
Enzo.” I did a U turn on this corner, saw one 4WD but not the other and he
nearly ran into me (pity). Another mad
fang back towards Mitta Mitta to the turn-off to Dartmouth Dam.
After about 4.5 kms I thought “nobody’s here”, so I
pulled up to do a U turn. Enzo came screaming down the road, did a U’ee and I
explained to Enzo what had happened. Off
we went again, at a fair clip, to Eskdale. Further down the road Ray and Ben
came looking for us. We stopped and explained what had happened,
(yeah..yeah..yeah…) Back on the bikes and back to Eskdale.
It was v.e.r.y warm when we got there. Quick drink.
Cliff left his bike at the back of the Ghost Office and I took him on the back
of my bike the rest of the way home. Everybody kept together until we got to
the
At Ovens…we all stop. Ray had a stone go through his
screen on his 1000, making a real mess. Cliff and I carried on to Myrtleford to
see if he could pick up a new tyre for his bike because he had a hole in his
tyre about the size of a 5 cent piece –
impossible to plug. The Yamaha dealer
was closed, so we went to the AG Shop where they sold lots of different things.
There on the shelf were 3 tyres, a 120 front, a 190 and a 180 rear. Cliff ummed
and aarhed about the tyre size, only because the 12 had a 200 on it. I said
take the 190 cause it would steer better; it was either that or go to
Wangaratta the next day. He ended up
buying the 190 and was extremely happy with the result.
It must have looked funny, two-up with a back pack and
a tyre under one arm as we headed back to camp.
Once back at the camp we changed out of our bike gear, put the trailer
onto the car and went back to Eskdale to pick up the bike. We did the trip
twice, all except for going to the Dam. When we got back to the camp we had
travelled around 750 kms for the day. Long day.
Day Three ( Saturday): Meet at camp for
Riders: Pete, Liz, Ben, Martin and Carmen, Ray, Bruce,
Mike, Enzo, and Rob Langer.
While the others are off enjoying themselves, Cliff
and I are hard at work changing the tyre on his ZX12R (much to Ben’s amusement,
he didn’t think we would be able to do it just using a couple of tyre levers,
screwdriver, (large) hammer and bits of card board. Easy. (Actually Ron, I
had absolutely no doubt you could do
it. I once witnessed Tom Saville
repair 15 punctures on his R80 over the course of a five and a half week ride
to Cape York and back with nothing more than what he carried – tyre levers,
screw driver and a hand pump – and whatever was handy – sticks and sand. …Ed.)
Ben said to me, “I will get you to do mine in a couple of days.” We used the
compressor that Craig had in the shed to pump the tyre up, instead of having to
go to a service station. I said to Ben, “When you are on the farm you have to
make do with what you’ve got and you have to do it yourself. The last time I
was down on the farm, I gave Cliff a hand to take a tyre off the tractor (rear)
using a crowbar and a sledge hammer, exciting.”
The only thing we didn’t do after changing the tyre was balance it.
Mt
Back to camp. We had to buy a new airbed, cause the
one I bought last year kept going flat (stupid thing) and we’d wake up on the
ground. Not good! A bit hard on the back.
Day Four (Sunday): 9.30.am departure. Destination: Happy Valley, Tawonga Gap, Falls Creek.
Riders: Pete, Liz, Ben, Ian, Cliff and Ron
Pete and Liz were going home after the short ride. We
did this ride in reverse to normal. Ben led us down the
From memory it was a very warm day. At Tawonga Gap, we
stopped and said our good byes to Liz and Pete. As Ben led them up the Gap,
Ian, Cliff and myself headed off for Falls Creek. Ian was going to leave us at
Bogong, because his partner, Kerrie was up there hiking with a club.
Mt Beauty, what a quaint place, with a new roundabout
going at the bottom of the hill where the servo is.
The road up to Falls Creek is fabulous, though it was
hot and sticky today. I led at the start and Ian passed me a short while
later. Either, I was going too slow, or
he was showing off how good his new bike is, (pretty good because it handles a
lot better than my whale, ha ha ha ). Anyway, as I was saying, the road just
flows from one corner to the next. You just flick the bars from side to side,
no trouble, and smooth, just like a baby’s bum. I managed to hold quite good
corner speed which is unusual for me, had no problems going round the corners
flat out….
We left Ian at Bogong and carried on up to top. What a
ride and not a bad view from the top car park. (Pity I left my camera back at
the camp.) We had a look around the
place, went past the general store and shop at the bottom and ended up at a
coffee shop where the picture theatre is (That’s what happens when you don’t
take time to read signs). We got a hot drink and something to eat, wasn’t too
bad either. Milchs was the name of the place. (I think, can’t you see the smoke
rising.) Back down at the car there were some bikers, two Blackbirds, an SP 1,
and I can’t remember what the others were. I said to Cliff, “A bit of
competition.” I was itching to give someone a go down the hill, and had to
settle for chasing Cliff for a little while.
There were a few cyclists using the hill for
practising on. Just before Bogong, some dude on an SP1 passed us going the
other way, and I felt like doing a U turn and chasing him back up the hill. (I
was just in that sort of mood).
Stopped at the information board at Bogong to see what
was where. Told Cliff about the person on the SP 1. Stopped at the bottom of Mt Beauty and waited
for Cliff. When he arrived he said he had run out of rear brakes, boiled the
fluid. Sedate ride to Tawonga Gap, and then all hell breaks and I am chasing
Cliff all the way, playing cat and mouse with him. We hit the top and keep
going, and don’t spare the horses, back through Bright and back to camp.
Ben wanted to get the spare tyre off me because the
one on his bike was only going to do another ride and then he would have to
change it. After some discussion I rang my daughter, Kelly in Melbourne, about
4:30 pm. and asked her, would she bring my leathers and get two fat tyres out
of the shed and meet me in Mansfield in a couple of hours. I had to ring her back at
Off I go on this excursion to
My daughter had not arrived so I went and filled up
with gas while I waited, and the black Mazda I had passed pulled in as well.
The female driver wasn’t bad either….Back to the round about to wait for Kelly
and Marc. They turned up 10 mins later.
Got my leathers and two tyres and we all had something
to eat. I filled my daughter’s partner’s
car with petrol for bringing the gear to
I had just come past the ice signs at Eurobin, turned
into the straight and saw headlights coming towards me. It wasn’t till we met
that the flashing lights came on. Shit, too late, done like a dog’s
dinner. I was disappointed, because the
police took about ten minutes to write the ticket and ruined my run back to the
camp. Meanwhile, while I was waiting for the ticket, a “P” plater in a Falcon
wagon that I passed at Milawa would have been having a good laugh as he drove
by…. I got back to the camp at ten to
nine. I had still made good time. I
broke the drought though; it was my first speeding ticket in over 18 months. (whoopee from Julie J.).
Day Five (Monday)
Danny had arrived about
Short ride. 10.30.am departure. Happy Valley, Tawonga
Gap Riders: Ben, Rob, Cliff, Danny, Bruce, Martin and Ron
Another hot day. Bruce and Martin joined the ride just
out of Porepunkah. We all took it easy
along the
Barbara wanted Cliff to look at a tyre in the trailer.
When he did he discovered a long black snake in there. Cliff ain’t too keen on
snakes. We all had a bit of a laugh
about it. Jon Riddett had brought it
back with him from Wangaratta. He was at
a friend’s place and it was crawling across the verandah, so his mate shot it
with a shotgun, but not before Jon had it on film. I didn’t go up
Day Six (Tuesday)
It had been raining most of the night and in the
morning it didn’t look too good. We were
hoping to get one more ride in before some people left. It was a bit frustrating milling around the
camp doing nothing, and hanging out to go for a ride at the same time. Before lunch there was this noise coming from
somewhere, and sounded like a squadron of WW 2 fighter aircraft, but it wasn’t,
it was a swarm of Hardley Dangerous motor cycles approaching. What a racket, the E.P.A. would have had a
field day, but you know what government departments are like…… its easier to
issue speeding tickets than harass a lot of BIKIES. Too much time and paper
work. I spoke to Ben about doing a ride
and we settled on a 2.30.pm leave. Have
some lunch and get ready for our trek to Hotham / Omeo.
Riders: Ben, Cliff, Danny, Rob, Ian, Ray, Bruce and Ron.
Derek and Martin didn’t go… I wonder why (intuition,
smart cookies) and who are the silly boys then…. Off to Bright we go to get fuel. Upon arrival
the place is swarming with Gypsy Jokers. We got fuel, and Ben said we will take
a run up Tawonga Gap and back because that would give the bikies a bit off
space between them and us. Most of us agreed.
Tawonga Gap here we come and here us roar. Stop at the car park at the
top.
On the way up the road seemed to dry out. Had a brief
discussion, waited about 10/15 minutes and then headed back down and carried on
to Harrietville for fuel and check out the weather. Everybody agreed to carry
on to Hotham.
As we neared the top it got a bit windy and you had to
hang on. We waited at the car park for Bruce
to arrive. I walked across the
road to the building to go the loo and I spoke to one of the Gypsy Jokers on
the way in. I asked how he was and replied the weather is f----d, I am from the
West. Straight to the point.
Ray went over to see if he could buy a neck warmer,
but he was shocked at the price, I think he said they wanted around the $60
mark. They certainly know how to make money, not friends. He didn’t buy one,
needless to say. It was 11 degrees when we arrived, and time was 14.46.am. We carry on to Omeo for food. The weather picked
up the further down the road we went. For those who haven’t been across the
road from Dinner Plain to Omeo they don’t know what they are missing. Fabulous stretch of road. We passed a couple
bikers on the way over, not showing them any mercy.
Towards Omeo Ian passed me on his bike. I tried to
keep ahead of him but it was no good. Omeo, we stop at the first shop on the
left, quite a good shop, plenty of seating, good food. More discussion between
the lot of us. Danny was telling all of us, that he had ridden to Queensland
before Xma sto see his Mum, about 2000
kms up, then rode about 2000 kms up there, then rode back to Condah, another
2000 kms, and then rode up to the camp. So in about 5 or 6 days he had ridden
near on 7000 kms. Howzat !!!! And now he is doing all the kms with us and then
riding back home. So I reckon he would do another 2 / 2500 kms by the time he
got home…that’s a lot of kms in a couple of weeks, but that’s nothing to what
he does when he goes shearing all over the country side.
It’s time to head back and Rob asks, “Should I put my
wet weather gear on or not?” I said “You may as well.” He said “The clouds have
come in”. I looked up and said I wasn’t going to worry about it. (Famous last
words.)
Out of Omeo we go, quietly at first and then the pace
picks up considerably, all going hell for leather. We were having a good run until half way up
Dinner Plain when it started to rain, lightly at first then gradually got
heavier. I cut back on my speed because, on some of the corners, on the shiny
bits I had trouble with the bike having two wheel steer in the corners,
(exciting) while you are going fast. Nearer the top the weather got worse,
driving rain, wind, visibility reduced because of water on both sides of the
visor.
As we hit the top of Dinner Plain, first car park, we
hit fog and visibility was reduced to six foot in front of your face. Everybody
virtually came to a screaming halt because you couldn’t see a damn thing.
Frightening it was. You couldn’t even see the yellow line on the road. We all
rode in second gear all the way, 40 kilometres an hour. At the top of Hotham I
followed an early Pajero which was good, because it was a large square with two
tail lights, easy to follow. We went through the tunnel up the hill, round a
couple of corners and then it pulled into a car park. Damn!
From here on in it was s—t. It would have to be the
worst weather I have encountered. I have had fog on the Takaka Hill in The Land
Of The Long White Cloud, but nothing like this. We all followed each other, and
could barely see each other’s tail light, except when the brakes went on, which
was all the time. It would have to be the slowest trip ever across Hotham that
any of us have done.
I passed a lone Gypsy Joker on the way down. The water
had got into his electrics and the bike was not running too well at all.
Down to Harrietville, an urgent loo stop at the bottom
before I stop at the store where the rest of them are parked. We all looked
like drowned rats. Rob and Bruce had their wet weather gear on (smart move),
Ben had his Dri-Rider pants on, but was still soaked through. We all had plenty
to say about the weather, can t imagine why.
I topped up on fuel, others had something to eat or drink, and then it
was back to camp. Nothing worse than wet leather. At least my boots hold water.
I was glad to have a hot shower after all that, and get into some dry
clothes.
New Years Eve was a wet miserable affair and we did
much of nothing, except sit under the tent canopy and talk. Had an early night,
and listened to the rain.
Day Seven (Wednesday)
The rain had stopped overnight and it was a half
reasonable sort of morning. Danny was
going back to Condah this morning.
Between Cliff and myself we were trying to sort out some dry clothes for
him after the Hotham ride yesterday. His
leathers were a little damp …..but he still wore them, hoping they would dry
out… After breakfast we bid him
farewell on his journey back home. Today Ben, Julie and Fiona were going home
as well as a few others. Ray, Bruce, Ian, Rob had left the day before. Derek wasn’t going anywhere. We offered Ian a lift with his bike into the
van, but by the time we got there Ray, Bruce and Derek were helping, so we just
stood back and supervised. After lunch
Cliff and I decided to do one last run before we left, rather than sit round
doing nothing, and besides the weather was good.
Tawonga Gap / Falls Creek. Riders: Cliff, Ron
A quiet ride to Bright and to the turn off to the Gap.
Still not riding very fast until halfway, where we picked the speed a bit. Over the top and down the other side to Mt
Beauty. It was warm here. We stopped briefly and then set off for Falls Creek.
It didn’t take long to get into the swing of things. It started to cool off
halfway up and you noticed the difference, because the tyres weren’t hanging
the same as they were a couple off days ago when it was stinking hot. We also
passed a few push cyclists on the up and down.
We stopped at general store/café/bottle shop at the
bottom car park this time. It was 11 degrees when we stopped. Upstairs we ordered a hot drink and something
to eat, and enjoyed the view. A half
hour passed and decided to head down, except Cliff left before me and it took a
long time to catch him, and when I did it took a while to pass as well. After the Bogong turn off I was well ahead of
Cliff and kept looking in the mirror to see where he was, and noticed on one
corner he was standing up, and thought to myself he wasn’t going to make it,
but he did. I slowed down and stopped at the bottom by the roundabout and
waited for him. On arrival he was a little shaken, and said he went in a bit
hot and nearly lost it, but made it round okay. I told him, I was watching him
in the mirror and I didn’t think he was going to make it either, but he did.
(How to get the adrenalin pumping.)
Rode quietly through Mt Beauty to the turn off for the
Gap and it was on, Cliff in the lead. I was right up his exhaust pipe giving
him a bit of a push all the way to the top. Stopped at the car park for a
breather and a bit of a chat. We had
only been there 5 minutes and we hear this bike being cranked up the hill. We
looked at each other wondering what it was.
This big guy on a GSX 1400 with a full Akrapovic system pulls up, and
the next thing you know, we start talking to him about the bike, the tyres,
where have you been riding, blah, blah, blah, as well as the full system it had
a Power Commander 3. The guy’s name was Hector and he turned out to be a bit of
a dag. By putting the Akrapovic system on he lightened the bike 20 kilos, and
the Power Commander 3 made it put out a lot more torque than standard. I had a
look at his rear tyre and it was chewing itself to bits. I asked what pressure
he was running, he said 33 lbs, I told him he ought to run 40 / 42 lbs, because
at the rate he was going there would be nothing left. More talk, I gave him a card and explained
about the Club, and suggested he come and visit us at the camp where we would
have more time to talk, considering he was supposed to be back in Bright to
take his kids for a swim.
We all left the Gap together at a great rate of knots
back to Bright. At the camp we loaded
our bikes onto the trailers and packed up some the gear. Instead of doing it in
the morning Hector arrived about
Day Eight (Thursday) Porepunkah to
Early wake up,
get organised, dismantle tents and pack the rest of the gear up, what a job….
Derek saw us and we said our goodbyes and went on our merry way back to
Social Sip
tonight as well, it was well attended and a good way to finish of the
holiday. Cliff’s bike trailer was a
talking point, he made it especially, just to suit the ZX12. Everybody who
looked at it was impressed. Rear axle had a shaft going through it, supported
by two “A” frames bolted to the floor. The front axle had a shaft going through
it, and was secured by two turnbuckles bolted to the floor, and a bracket holding
the front wheel in place.
I hope every
body enjoyed themselves. I don’t think we did as much riding as last year, but
this year seemed to be more social than last year. I too have booked our sites
for next year.
Ron Johnston (Suzuki Bandit
1200)